I am so sick of similes,
similes are like the flamingos of words,
barely balancing on their crooked feet,
too bright to be natural and too abnormal to feel like they can fly,
Similes are toxic as acid rain,
they are as stupid as me in any Calculus class.
They are like the clowns of the circus
meant to be fun but terrifying children since day one,
similes are trying to be silly but really hiding the gross goo once you dissect them and open them up,
they are as easy to do as your mother on any given night,
similes are stupidly simple words that act like they know it all just like the prom queen in any teen movie,
however, just like the prom queen,
similes won’t give you any anything tonight.